Hehe… cute and funny

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The… bad ass macho tough (insert more stuff here) guy told a truly sensitive story…
Made me feel quite mushy…

House and 13 about love…

“He doesn’t love me… he only thinks he loves me…”

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying:

- Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold…

- I have a better idea, she replied. Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.

- Wow! That’s a great idea!, he exclaimed.

- Good, she replied. Get your own fucking blanket!

After a moment of silence, … he farted.

… just one more thing. Or a couple. Asta daca nu ai fost deja, in which case this is quite redundant. Asta e un post scos pur si simplu pentru ca ma phoote grija… si pentru ca pe unii oameni nu ii uiti niciodata, for all the wrong reasons. E un post scos din ura si dispret (a se vedea motto-ul blogului). E un post ce a avut ca si catalizator prima imagine a zilei (dar fara nici o legatura cu ea, or maybe…) – m-am trezit, m-am dus la fereastra si, cand m-am uitat pe geam afara, am vazut un mort in sicriu care a iesit din blocul vecin, carat (desigur), dus si bagat intr-o utilitara aflata in parcarea din fata blocului (meu), cu un mic alai format din doi popi si maxim 10 alte persoane.

In vizita ta pe meleaguri banatene, transmite-i vacii prietenei mele ca ii doresc o boala grava, teribila… nu neaparat incurabila. And that she can blow me. “Din partea mea!!!…”. Acum… stiu ca nu o sa ii spui asta… dar am zis asa, ca sa fie. Stiu stiu, nu intereseaza pe nimeni. Si totusi, daca intr(at)i aici zilnic si iti arunci un ochi, it’s just to let y’all know how I feel about it (her). If u had any doubts, that is…

In alta ordine de idei, una constructiva, iti recomand avionul – e (mult) mai rapid si, culmea, mai ieftin. Dar cum tu esti o fire boema, nu te intereseaza decat sa te duci de la A la B, necontand ce si cum in the middle, si iti place sa vezi minunata patrie pe geam, probabil cele 10 ore si jumatate de mers cu trenul (sau tot cam atat cu masina, daca e cazul) vor fi chiar placute, nicidecum plictisitoare. Dunno, vezi tu, mai bagi vreo 2 carti pe drum si mai trece timpul. Sau dormi, daca poti. Sau stai si te plictisesti, pur si simplu. Daca vrei sa iti mai dau informatii despre ce face si ce poti sa faci in tren and such, chestii mai tehnice, stii unde ma gasesti. Daca vrei informatii sau detalii despre… alte lucruri pe care le poti face in tren, sunt alte persoane mai in masura sa te sfatuiasca, stii tu .

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Funny . Sadic .

…the Fifth of November,
The Emotional Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Emotional Treason
Should ever be forgot.