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Pentru fanii versati si maniaci, care mai tin minte (daca mai tin…): “If you smoke a lot of pot, you may never become a rocket scientist. Or maybe… If you’ve seen some of the things that have happened recently with NASA, maybe you can. The Mars Lander… I did the calculations in feet, but I programmed the Lander in meters. Ooops… So, instead of landing, fucker buried! 185 million dollars… ooopsy! Two years… splat!”

Fostul vicepresedinte al SUA, Dick Cheney, dupa ce (sau inainte) s-a sucit si invartit singur, ametindu-se, si confundandu-l pe Obama cu Osama, a recunoscut (awww… ce dragut…) ca 9/11 nu a avut nici o treaba cu Sadam. Bine asa, Richard, zi-le tu! You Dick!