House and 13 about love…

“He doesn’t love me… he only thinks he loves me…”

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying:

- Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold…

- I have a better idea, she replied. Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.

- Wow! That’s a great idea!, he exclaimed.

- Good, she replied. Get your own fucking blanket!

After a moment of silence, … he farted.

Killer .

The PMS reference was like ROTFLMAO .

Well… poate e mai vechi, nu prea am idee. Dar oricum, e ceva nou (pentru mine cel putin). Mai tineti minte celebrul viral cu “Europe and Italy” al celui din titlu? Se potrivea si Romaniei/romanilor (in locul italienilor), desi multe tari ar putea zice acelasi lucru, probabil. Well I found another one, pretty funny as well. Watch “Mr. Otto in Olympics”. Enjoy!

And while we’re at it, enjoy another one from him, the stereotype about men and women.

A thousand words… all mute. Pretty nice black and white flick. Enjoy!

Pe sistemul: stirile de la ora 5 pot fi chiar si amuzante, cu mentiunea obligatorie ca tu sa nu faci parte din ele, asa si scena asta e foarte amuzanta… de la nimeni altu decat acest mic-mare geniu al comediei. Enjoy!