Nuance Is in Everything

April 04, 2012 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Life, Media, Prostii

Even where it comes to the “double standard” of fucking (with) children.

In tara curvelor virgine s-a “intamplat intamplarea” ca un elev si o profesoara (care… de fapt nu era profesoara) sa se fu… nici macar, sa se pipaie si “pupaie”, iar natiunea pudibonda a sarit de cur in sus, ultragiata si indignata ca vai, vezi dom’le… Dupa spusele directoarei, care crede foarte mult ce spune (not) si care fuge de posibila raspundere mai ceva ca Banel in timpul unui meci, nu erau nici la scoala (geografic), nici la ore (temporal), ci undeva la opera… sau asa ceva, domnisoara nu era profesoara ci tot de pe la opera… iar copilul “traumatizat” are macar 17 ani.

Filmuletul cu pricina:
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si o parere pertinenta si corecta, transpusa in comedie, cu flavor american, dar valabila oriunde pana la urma:
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Why a Break-up Is Good,…

February 16, 2011 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Fun, Life

…being single again is hard and a new relationship isn’t… all that appealing…

…”Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen?”…

Happy Valentine’s Day, Ladies and Gentlemen!

February 15, 2011 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Fun, Life

Comedians and Comeditarians

January 28, 2011 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Life

A great, and I do mean Great review on comedians in general and on George Carlin in particular made by themoviepreviewcritic.com, a few days after Carlin’s death…

“Proud to Be…” an Idiot!

December 04, 2010 By: WeeGee Category: Life, Prostii

Badea learned from the great(s)…

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The Comedy Just Got Sadder

September 30, 2010 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Fun, Life, Media

Chiar daca nu a fost un comic de top… parerea mea… hic… Greg Giraldo era funny rau. Eu am avut… placerea sa il vad in cateva (ca mai multe de unde?) videouri – un stand-up “lung”, niste “Comedy Central Presents” si, mai ales, Roast-urile, vreo 5-6-7 vazute de mine, (tot) de la Comedy Central, unde era mereu invitat sa “prajeasca” vedete. Stilul lui bazat in special pe umor sadic, negru si/sau “albastru”, acid, sarcastic dar si observational (suna ca dracu in romaneste) m-a prins inca de la inceput, chiar daca la prima… categorie (dark humor/black comedy) il prefer pe Jimmy Carr (combinat cu deadpan-ul sau caracteristic), iar la a 2-a (observational comedy) George Carlin ramane inegalabil.

Need I say more? Moartea unui om la 44 de ani este, fara doar si poate, un lucru tragic in sine, trist pentu fani si dureros pentru apropiati. In plus, America e locul unde poti sa escaladezi culmi inalte si deopotriva sa decazi cel mai usor, e locul unde daca ajungi celebru sau faci vreo tampenie afla foarte repede o lume intreaga. Even more? As putea sa mai zic si sa dezbat pagini intregi idea “drogurilor” (de orice fel), insa ar fi inutil si fara sens. Atunci cand fumatul de “iarba” e o infractiune (nici macar contraventie), insa e legal sa bagi in tine un pumn de pilule care “vindeca” orice de la… nimic pana la “picioare nelinistite” (RLS) si pula flasca si care, in cazul de fata, te pot omori, fie si accidental (teoretic… sau asa se zice sau presupune), e clar ca exista niste probleme si carente in sistem(e). But money talks… Anyway… RIP GG.

PS: din categoria “black comedy + too soon”, but still comedy none of the less: If Greg Giraldo is cremated, will that be the “Roast of Greg Giraldo”?

People I Could Do Without

June 22, 2010 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Fun, Life, Prostii, Religie

Cei care zic o tampenie si sunt foarte siguri de ea, siguri pe ei si o tot tin pe a lor… Aparent are si un nume chestia asta… sau ceva pe acolo…

“The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it.”

Mda…

“In the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”Bertrand Russell,

si, desigur…

“The people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.”Bill Maher.

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Despre politica si politicieni… si nu numai

May 28, 2010 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Fun, Life, Politica, Prostii

This is definitely one of George Carlin’s best pieces of material he’s ever produced (and he’s done lots…). This isn’t stand-up comedy as much as it’s stand-up reality… It uses logic, common sense, rationality and makes a good and strong case about politics, politicians, nations, people, society, voting and everything related… It is definitely a “must see” and don’t mind the fact that it’s about America / the U.S. because it also suits very well our situation, as it does in the case of every… um… democracy. Enjoy!

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Brilliant George Carlin Bit

May 25, 2010 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Fun

George Carlin in a stand-up (from 1990) about euphemisms, soft language and some political correctness… Enjoy!

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Stand-up (Comedy) Genius

May 20, 2010 By: WeeGee Category: Comedie, Fun

Without a doubt, one of the best stand-up monologues from one of the best comedians. Ever.

“I’m a modern man. A man for the millenium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high tech lo-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I’m new wave but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hotwired, heatseaking, warmhearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A streetwise smartbomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I take power naps; I run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing bigfoot, slamdunk rain maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal angenda. You can’t shut me up, you can’t dumb me down, cause I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m an alpha-male on beta-blockers. I’m a non-believer and an overacheiver, laid-back but fashion foward, up front, down home, low rent, high mantinence, supersize, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I’m a hands on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase, prematurely postraumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I’m feeling; I’m caring; I’m healing; I’m sharing; a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk-mail; I eat junk food; I buy junk bonds; I watch trash sports. I’m gender specific, captial intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex; I like tough love; I use the f-word in my email, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore; no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall; I bought a minivan at a megastore. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes; a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude but I’m the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow; I go with the flow; I ride with the tide; I got glide in my stride; driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and winning. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy and lunchtime is crunchtime. I’m hanging in, there ain’t no doubt, and I’m hanging tough, over and out.”

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